What if it Snows?

The wife and I have been married 21 years. We knew each other two months.

That being said, we live in separate houses on the same property, so that helps, lol.

 

Not a chance

 

My opening line was, "Would you like to get married next Tuesday?"

Pretty much worked.

Edit: somehow missed @Chinatown's quote in here and it won't let me add it.

 

Nope........that's WAAAAAAAY before my time!

 

No, but I have enough bullets to get whatever I need.

 

This is what Missus Skillet made me for breakfast........



Bacon and swiss omelet sandwiches on rye toast.

I'm watching Adam-12 on MeTv, then I'm gonna have to go to bed. Loading at 4am to go to a Major National Brand soft drink manufacturer in the northeast corner of the state.

Missus Skillet has informed me it has started to snow outside.

 

No

My body is used to carrots, I've eaten a high carrot diet for a decade already.

 

Funny how you mention my eyesight, I just had it checked last week.
20/10 right, and 20/15 left.
My hearing is also good, heart good, lungs, reflexes. Other than 2 broken limbs I am in great condition.
He did recommend that I put on a few lbs, but my body is obviously at a comfortable weight, because I eat plenty, yet don't gain weight.