Paragon Freight Inc. Illinois (Bad company)

Only more crushed and full of rat droppings after FedEx gets done with it.

 

I reckon You might have to fetch it out of a raven in Alabama though

 

That poor bird.

 

That was done intentionally.. FedEx can't afford drones like Amazon so they choose the next best thing .. Ravens.. the dock workers couldn't catch enough homing pigeons on the docks

 

And not a single employee among them. All 1099 Ravens.

 

That’s actually a blessing in disguise.
Pigeons are rats with wings!!

 

How did you guess ..LMAO
These Ravens are directionally changed that's why you might have to go to Alabama.. or maybe Alaska ..it's anybody guess

 

Lolol break time's over. Time to stop messing around and get to the house.

 

Sorry folks but my leasing co. is defunct. What with the cost of vehicles being what they are my pockets just aren't that deep. Sorry all sales of mudflaps, pointy lugnut covers and hood ornaments are final, the points rewards program of course also went away. I am willing to dig into my own pocket and buy anybody a roller dog at the Pilot next to the Triple T in Tucson if you're ever in town.

 

That’s very generous of you considering your current financial situation. With all the available trucks to soon hit the lots, I do see a revival of your company in the near future.