Where is everyone #5

Had rain, sleet, snow and wind in Utah and Colorado today.

 

My middle son dated a tiny gal. I think she was 4'5" maybe. He is 6'. He liked her but get tired of the sore back, his, and feeling like his dating her was in someway wrong. I suggested 6 inches shorter would allow for a cute couple and she could wear heels and not be to tall. (His wife is 5"8")

 

Well if you prefer straight crap, have at it.. I like mine with a little spice in it.

 

Yeah, I would imagine. What doubles I did drive, I never tried to back up. My head would hurt.

 

With my luck, probably. I remember it snowing in June once...that was a cold year, so...at least with the garage cleaned out a little now that I've had a nice day, it'll be easer to rip that stuff back out if I have to. Thanks for that jinx...I mean...thought.

 

Not a jinx just giving you fair warning.
Been there done that.
Try to put your tire chains away early and DANM.

 

Yeah, where I'm at, snowing into June is a rarity.... maybe not where you're from.

 

My guess 13500lbs (6125kg)

 

Single 100 gal(US) on right side and a light aluminum step box for batteries on the left.

 

You are more advanced than I was at your age.

Friday, I went to this restaurant bar and grill. Got seated at a table. Had this hot Asian waitress with lots of attitude. Really flirty. Gave her the 5 second romance and friends speech.

A young man I met awhile back at my favorite pub comes up to converse. His cousin comes up too. Young man sits across from me and his cousin is pacing with people blowing up his phone. Young man tells me what has transpired since I met him. He has gotten locked up for selling drugs, but now, he’s a driver, owner op, engaged to be married to the mother of his 2 yr old daughter. His cousin comes by to tell him about some girls and he tells cuz that he’s engaged.

I hear this awful, extremely loud and irritating female voice. Very attractive woman with light brown hair and store bought boobs. Mid 40s. Instincts say ex-stripper. Cuz runs over to talk to her. She comes up to my table, greets young man looks at me and does the thing with her mouth that makes you think that she wants to play a skin flute. (Bait. Red flag)

She walks away. Young man tells me she is the owner’s wife and they are swingers. (Why is he telling me about what a married couple does in their own time?) How do you know?

“I have a very reliable source.” (Your cousin got you involved with a married woman and a cuck.)

The owners wife comes back up with a bottle of spirits and a couple shot glasses. I declined. Her voice changes, she quits with the ditzy act and says, “You are respectful.” (a statement, not a question.)

You are another man’s wife.