What if it Snows?

By next Wednesday or Thursday I will

 

Old couple come in restaurant. Sit in a booth. Waitress ask what they will have.
The large hamburger; he says, we will share. Are you sure,mam? Yes, we always share.
Waitress brings the burger and a knife. He very carefully divides it in half, and begins eating.
The woman sits quietly waiting and just occasionally looking at her half. Waitress approaches.
Are you sure, mam? Oh I'm fine, the woman reply's. Thank you for asking.
The man is nearly done. Waitress then breaks... What are you waiting for then???
Woman reply's... The teeth.

 

That’s pretty darn funny! The mental picture is great!

 

This dog didn’t want to get up today. She slept all night and then went to bed with me till 3 PM.

 

Mr Fuel. $10 for 5 wings and a slice of pizza. Phew

Im eating in the truck. I can't bring myself to spend that sort of money.


I drove 623 miles truck didn't shut off once. I'm baffled. I'm in the stl. Tomorrow bill bounce home, unless something pops up.

 

Looks like the cans lined up at the Port of Houston, except those poor SOBs wait in lines miles long.

 

Appears as though you hurt her feelings.

 

Already got a inch in the Tain gage.

 

Support your local sheriff— Walter Brennan— you hold my eat’n teeth boy, don’t want em to get shot up

 

Absolutely brutal, and I mean BRUTAL, head wind all day long. Colorado Highway Patrol shut down the highway because of low visibility. Two guys were coming south together and one guy says to the other, I'm gettin' 10 mpg! Their tailwind is what dreams are made of.


This is before it got bad.