Serious replies onley, not a parody thread

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by LtlAnonymous, Sep 27, 2022.

  1. expedite_it

    expedite_it Road Train Member

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    Have a space shuttle pick up your tractor-trailer and lift it up to outer space. Then once you are in outer space, maneuver the tractor-trailer so it is facing the correct direction of the cross street. Then bring the space shuttle down to earth's atmosphere. Put a parachute on the tractor-trailer. Then drop the tractor-trailer and let the tractor-trailer slowly descend to the cross street you need to turn right on. Bada bing bada boom!
     
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  3. lilillill

    lilillill Sarcasm... it's not just for breakfast

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    I guess the only thing you can do now is to go home and call 911. When they answer, tell them, "The people are all dead", then hang up.
     
  4. Terlingua

    Terlingua Medium Load Member

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    I can’t even imagine 1.3 million miles. I have to stop and pee after just 300.
     
  5. expedite_it

    expedite_it Road Train Member

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    How many miles can you drive before you have to stop and defecate?
     
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  6. lilillill

    lilillill Sarcasm... it's not just for breakfast

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    Sometimes my poop has corn in it.
     
  7. Big Road Skateboard

    Big Road Skateboard Road Train Member

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    Stop to defecate? You must've missed the good thread
     
  8. expedite_it

    expedite_it Road Train Member

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    Not when you haven't ate corn in a long time
     
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  9. lilillill

    lilillill Sarcasm... it's not just for breakfast

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    That's the function of your appendix. It's a long-term corn storage bladder. When it senses that your colon is getting low on corn, it will release a few kernels so the chickens don't get sad.
     
  10. Val_Caldera

    Val_Caldera Road Train Member

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    What's a "paradey thread"? Is it like Faraday or a "pair-a-day" or you meant parody?
    Your Truk?
    Kar not relevant IF You were to continue forward, do a legal, safe U-ee, then make W-I-D-E LEFT turn.
     
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  11. Val_Caldera

    Val_Caldera Road Train Member

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    Use a "Burner Phone".
     
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