Serious replies onley, not a parody thread

Could you give me a double knee replacement, mine are completely worn out.

 

Alright....the committee of the committee gathered together by the committee of and for the people of the committee, constituted the buraracy of the people who voted for you to be a representative of the people...
Of this republic...
Right

 

I'm from the committee against committees...your shut down.

 

I'm a part of that committee...always have been

 

My committee is against the committee

 

I wouldn’t want to be a member of any committee that would have me as a member.

 

I hear there's a couple seats in the Senate and House open. You should run. You speak their language.

If you need to form a committee to see if you should commit to such a thing, I'd be happy to gather my own committee to set up a time to commit with your committee. They can ponder my suggestion amongst themselves before they commit to anything before the committees are unable to commit themselves to the idea put before them by the previous committees.

I think most of the posters here should be committed.

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