What if it Snows?

Not really. What I've learned about horses over the years is that they cost money standing still, eat even when they don't work and they don't like to go in the direction you point them.
I never did care much for horses and the only time I'll ride is when I don't have any other choice. Some of our place is accessible only by horse or helicopter and I'm way too old to be on foot in country like that.
What I've learned about horses is what I've had to learn. Horses know by the way you handle them if you know what you're doing or not.
Trying to work down a bad mannered horse is for people who have never heard the sounds of their own bones breaking.

 

Oh I do. I’ve had them ever since I was 5. But I’m not horse people. I’m just people with a horse.

 

I’d say borderline retarded

 

Somewhere there is a 9 year old boy playing with dolls.