What if it Snows?

Wasn’t hungry till I read that

 

I wasn’t tired so I ran all day. I was reminded every other effing minute why I strictly drive nights. If I ever pull this crap again I will triple my pill dosage and snort them just to be sure they get absorbed quickly. Hell I may even inject them.

 

The way electronic devices are built today, probably nothing. Maybe wash the dust off of it. Might even find it refreshing and cooling. Then it will find a way to kill you.

 

Glad I found this stuck on my cab before I went tooling down the road. Pre-trip, yay! Lol.

Glad I work with a bunch of guys who, mostly, have a sense of humor.

 

What a bunch of AHs — I wouldn’t never dream of doing something like that to somebody

 

I got a Bernie 2020 bumper sticker in Rainbow I'm gonna stick on the hardline Republicans PV soon. I can hear him now "Jesus Christ!" *add rural Maine drawl + inflection*

I've also considered getting some Pride balloons. Tying them to his tow hitch, and stuffing them under his PV so that they won't pop out until he gets moving along down the road.

 

Just don’t let it get to the blue room practical jokes— that spins out of control really fast

 

back when i was running montana me and my buddies used to try to stick a magnet on the back of each others trailer that says" im so gay i cant even drive straight" in rainbow colors... always gave eachother a good laugh when we'd be unstrapping the trailer and find that #### pinned on the back bumper.. good times good times

 

you're a liar