10 Commandments of Trucking

sorry driver........ be courtious to other drivers

 

Thou shalt set thy brakes before before thine head hits thy pillow for the night! ( And WCP before you ask yes on both counts )

Thou shalt not key up the cb and say I ain't got no panties on.

Thou shalt not kill thy fellow driver for being an inconsiderate prick!

Thou shalt not blow by a scale house unless thee get a greenlight.

Thou shalt carry a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts in case thou are pulled over by thy state police.

 

I'd like to see that.....How do you reach Denver when Guy doesn't call?

 

I was enjoying your "Thou shall" until I got to the last one.

 

You have another preference?

 

C'mon Bear, ya don't like the Krispy Kremes? Ya never pulled someone over cause ya could smell'em?

 

Thou shalt not rely on GPS
Get an atlas
DUMMY

 

DOuble D coffee is a must, but never get the donuts while your there in uniform. Will get heckled out of the joint.