Rates are crashing and fuel to the moon!

Well, the tides would quiet down some...

 

Well obviously that must explain everything that's happening now.

 

Lol. Yes the moon has been destroyed. The government is using a holographic projection on the remaining moon dust to make us think the moon is there. They won't tell us the truth.

 

Alabama's football team is out of luck then.

 

And just HOW did they get this "moon dust"? You dont think the moon landings were REAL do you? /smh

 

M00N FANG M00N FANG

SHAKE YOUR M00N FANG BABY!!!!!

 

That would be preferred by the owner and I'm sure my insurance would prefer that too.

 

You're asking a lot you know.

 

What can I say. I mean insurance basically runs my business. I have Progressive and they have a quirk where I have to hire someone in the state I'm based in. The Oklahoma border is 30 miles from us but if I hire someone with an Oklahoma CDL my rate jumps 10% however if I hire someone 400 miles from my terminal but they are in the same state there is no increase. Welcome to insurance algorithm running your business with no common sense in the fold.