Your favorite Tall Tales and Lunch Counter stories.

Don’t forget the I got pulled over for speeding going up grapevine he clocked me at 76 mph grossing 84k I still had 2 gears left, but he let me off with a verbal warning
That’s always a classic too

 

Just watch Men in Black, Tommy Lee explains it all very well. Aliens have been here for a long time...they just keep it a secret...LOL

 

I'm really kind of heartbroken. I haven't heard the blah blah blah and then they put me on a rail car and ship me out of California. Somebody's gotta remember that story. Or the other one about yeah, the California highway patrol followed me out of the state told me never to come back again.

 

I’ve heard them both lmao

 

I was standing behind a guy in a loves the other day. He was oblivious to those who were waiting our turn. He was trying to impress the girl by telling her how he usually eats 19 or 20 jalapeños at a sitting. And he was a white dude. All I could think was he must have hellacious ####s.

 

While training in my fire dept days, a dps trooper gave us a defensive driving class. He said they had a "give 4, take 5" on speeding. And that's was a true story. But you're results may differ.

 

I think some of us just crave conversation after hours of loneliness. I'm not particularly talkative, but find myself rambling on the rare occasion.

 

Maybe it was an "insurrection ".

 

I'm 100%convinced that movie is true. Just look at Nancy Pelosi and Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer and, well you know

 

That absurd on 2 levels.