Urgent warning as hand sanitizer is recalled

Maybe it can be absorbed through the skin but I think they might be worried about the "Sterno bums" drinking it.

 

There was a time at the beginning of the WooHan rage, that youngsters were coming to school blitzed.
Seems that mommy was hoseing them down with the stuff and the little crumb crunchers were putting their hands and fingers in their mouths.
Come roaring in to first grade home room demanding to hear some George Jones on the intercom. It was troublesome.

 

Long gone are the days when people used to sit down and get high from sniffing glue, now they've moved on to Hand sanitizer.

 

That song about Mom dropping them off using the riding mower ?

 

But it's such a fancy bottle. Is that an aloe plant or agave? Let me just try a little sip....

 

Must be agave. Tastes like tequila. Pour me some more.

 

Help wash down those Tide Pods

 

There's a conundrum for ya', something that's supposed to save you, can kill you.
the suntan lotion that's also a laxative.