What if it Snows?

I ordered 3 burritos from Taco Bell in Wildwood......they said $15......I said keep it and walked out.

 

I believe the OM would probably enjoy doing a fleece purchase on somebody that wants it

 

Yeah, me too.

Except for Longhorn. And Waffle House. Oh, and Culver's, too. And City BBQ. And any nice old-school diner. And I wanna go to one of those Brazilian steakhouses, where they carve slices for ya off a big hunk of meat on a sword, and keep bringing it 'til ya tap out. Oh, and pizza places are good, too. And fried chicken.....

Sorry. Maybe I'm not as "done with it" as I thought....

 

It ain’t as hard as you think

 

Today marks "31 years of wedded bliss" (which we say like the guy in the cartoon that always said, "We're DOOMED!") for Missus Skillet and myself.

She's home alone, and I'm loading ####ing HFCS.

I'm grateful she's put up with it all these years.....

 

Yeah, just touch a toilet seat first....

 

Ummmm, just dang

 

Congratulations.

 

That has actually crossed my mind already. Not sure if it’s possible or not though

 

My 50th anniversary is next June, so I can say this from experience: