What if it Snows?

Hmm you're assuming he wears them. Alotta folks don't so they say. I would not have 1st hand knowledge of this practice myself.

 

Let his butt wear shorts up in the Dakotas once, get out to eat. He will appreciate the true meaning of "Take out" or "Bring in" food".
Weather up there can be like a pocket knife to a bull calf.. Mind changer...

 

It is just on the bottom.. Sitting there, not really needed...

 

He’ll see this and maybe chime in. If not I’ll assume Santa ain’t bringing me nothin for Christmas. Oh well.

 

Let’s just hope to never find out.

 

"I never get anything no matter if"
Well, it saves you from worrying of what it will be. Worthless relief, but some....

 

True and besides if I want something really really want then, I think about it six months, shopping around for the best price. Then I decide I really don't want it after all. Saves many trips to the return part of where ever it would have come from except Amazon they are the best for returns umm so a friend told me.

 

I told The Hazul not to get me anything. It's a funny thing about being an adult, if I wanted it, I'd have it by now. Spend your money on the grandchildren.