Where is everyone #5

Tell them they don’t want to do it. They would have to switch to the imperial system for measuring.

 

Collard greens is when you have sand traps and ponds all around the green. I thought you played golf?

 

Metric system sucks. Other than liters and kilometers I rarely ever use it.

Besides, how dumb does: "hand me that 3048 mm long 50.8 by 101.6" sound?

Saying "10 foot 2x4" is just more efficient and it sounds cooler too.

 

And hurts like hell, too.

 

It's still "winter". Why is it when I shoot paint, flies show up? One in the base, ripping legs and wings off as it tumbled down the side, and then one in the clear doing olympic style break dancing. Despite best efforts, got 2 runs. Luckily they're only on the driver's side where I'll see them every single time I get in the truck.

 

Good thing they weren’t a slave state and that John Wilkes Booth didn’t live there.

 

"This is not a Them/They situation"

I remember seeing that truck sitting on the lot about 6 or 7 years ago right after it was rigged up and decaled. Even the tire chains were chromed!

 

That looks like a 40-44000 lb bobtail.