Where is everyone #5

Nothing happened to the girls. They were in on it and just as guilty.

 

“Courage is being scared to death but saddling up any way”

That was on the back of a Peterbilt I owned one time

 

@Nostalgic, got one for you:

Was in line at a Subway. This thing thunders up. I suppose it was a human female. Wearing shorts and a wife beater. Short hair. Facial tattoos. 5’5 tall and 5 feet wide. Over 500 lbs. 4 stomachs and knockers that hung below the waist. Had a 2 month old shoved through the shirt and the bra to keep her hands free.(I am betting on the turkey baster, nobody hits 4 stomachs deep). The kid’s head is poking out and the kid is constantly screaming (I understand why)) while mom tunes it out. You know how in the movie Aliens, the thing wraps around a person’s face and impregnates them through their mouth, and the little monster pops out through the chest at birth? That’s what this thing looked like. An overweight silverback gorilla with a buzz cut toting a baby monster coming out of her chest screaming. Greek mythology gorgon ugly.

On the good size, got a BLT from subway. Provolone, lettuce, tomato mayo and mustard on flatbread. Was actually the best BLT I’ve ever had.

 

If he hung out in the pickle park for social time, they would never pull the videos from YouTube

 

No worries i have my 4 ways on

 

Hauling a few tractors to the county fair….

 

It's tricky to get AI to cooperate with the horrid realities we face. There's safety bumpers to "keep from being demeaning" towards people - ironic, because usually a trip to Walmart will strip that reserve from a guy real quick.

 

Guess my niece Morgan is going to be on a Topps card….


https://www.topps.com/catalogsearch/result?q=ausl

 

Did you name him Dan?

 

Better get a couple of autograph ones.