Death clock quiz

I’m almost 61 and the clock gives me just short of two years left..I’m good with it and the way I’ve been feeling lately it’s probably accurate.

Personally I prefer to check out early and not get to the point of loading diapers again

 

I'm 66, and the stupid test says I have 20 yr. left. I don't want to live a minute past when I can wipe my own ###.

That said, I suppose a nice sponge bath administered by a cute young lass with sympathy for an old fart might be pleasant!

 

You’ll probably end up with a big gal with green hair and a face with 22 piercings and big sausage fingers

 

Dang, you really screwed up the mental image I had going on. Lol

 

I believe I said it, there is no definite answer and I was raised there was no Jesus Christ, , even had a neighbor crying telling her that and nothing after death She obviously never heard of a Jew. I don't know about who or what Jesus was, but I need more proof than some book written long ago by alleged prophets. I don't have that faith and need to see for myself a burning bush or a river parted, sorry, hey, I'll recant on my death bed if need be, but I just don't see any evidence. Now don't start some religious rap, believe me, I've heard enough, and still, no conclusive evidence. Being raised a Jew, and not satisfied, I've listened to every quack to come down the pike searching for an answer, something Christians don't have to worry about. Even grilled the rabbi at my moms funeral, inconclusive.The closest I've come to any sense of it all, is the Native Americans. If Christianity is the "chosen" one, I only hope they have a "miscellaneous pile",,,
Let me just say this, I'm by no means an atheist, I've had things happen that could only be divine, it's just, as someone on the last lap, I'm asking questions there are no answers to. My biggest gripe is, if there is a God, and I believe there is, and one of my 1st questions as I appear before them, why are there so many interpretations? If it was universal, think of the simplicity. Wasn't easy living as a Jew in a "Goyim" world, in fact, ESPECIALLY in the trucking world, I wouldn't even tell people I was Jewish, for fear of ridicule. My salvation there was, I was white and nobody noticed. I'm not poo-pooing anyone, that preaches something peaceably, that is, but being raised as a Jew, I'm starting out at square one. So, if you have some credible advice, I'm all ears, but the minute you preach "this is the one", you'll turn me right off. Amen.

 

I'm basically what is termed "spiritual" I guess.

believe something is there, just gonna wait and see what.

have read up on a lot of different religions and they are all basically the.

only the names are different

 

Thanks Numb, I see we agree on a few things here, and I don't want to start some religious war , there's enough of that in the world. I think the term is agnostic, one believes in something, just not organized religion. Hot topic indeed, and unlike my old man, I keep an open mind, like the space cowboy, Steve Miller, "I'm waiting for the final surprise". Native Americans intrigue me the most. They believe in a more shift to nature, They believe thunderstorms are actually your ancestors communicating. My mom loved birds, and I have had some creepy experiences with birds. Obviously, I'm into music, music holds the key to many answers and I told my kids on my death bed I want headphones with Lynyrd Skynyrd playing Free Bird on wuh-oh volume.

 

feb 29 2033, #### i wont hit 70 quite yet !!!
guess i'll be taking the Crazy Train !!

 

I did this 6 months ago and it gave me 10 years. Did it again the other day and it gave me 15. I guess neither the Lord or Satan ain't ready for me anytime soon.