Careful What You Say in The Restroom...

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  1. 2xR

    2xR Medium Load Member

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    As you know, we spend a lot of time on the road. Thus, we must use public facilities when a restroom is required. Sometimes this can be a little dicey, especially when you let your guard down.

    Imagine this happening to you.....

    I had just got comfy, getting set to let it rip when I heard a voice from the next stall saying:

    "Hello there, how are you?"

    Now, I'm not the type to start a conversation on the commode but, I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin just fine!"

    And the other person says: "So, what are you up to?"

    What kind of question is that? At that point, nothing is happening for me and I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Huh, like you, just traveling through!"

    At this point, I am just trying to suck it back up and, get the heck out of there as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

    OK, this question just blew me away but, I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So, I say "No...I am kind of busy right now!!!"

    Then I hear the person say...."Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

    There should be a law forbidding even speaking in a public restroom!!

    (retold without permission)
     
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  3. elharrison

    elharrison "Iam on my way"

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    oh man :biggrin: that is funny:smt037 :laughing8:
     
  4. panhandleswife

    panhandleswife <strong>Florida Girl</strong>

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    :laughing3: :smt046 :smt038 i cant stop i would of just died hehehehehehe
     
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  5. panhandlepat

    panhandlepat Road Train Member

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    i love it kinda like the Keystone beer commercial!!!!
     
  6. thedragon

    thedragon Light Load Member

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    #### That does happen alot and thats the sad thing. Lucky for me I'm not that stupid.
     
  7. MedicineMan

    MedicineMan Road Train Member

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    I HATE bathroom talkers!!! I think it's even worse at the urinal. I mean when I'm standing there with my hand on you know what is not the time I want to talk to you, sorry.
    And the ophone thing is just nasty. try to drop the biggest, loudest bomb you can when they are talking!!:smt030
     
  8. bigirishwarrior14

    bigirishwarrior14 Bobtail Member

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    ####. I hate bathroom talker too. If i was talking to the other line and if i ever hear any body excremete being release, i would hang up in disgusted. no need to hear any farts, urine sounds, and water splashing. Common courstey please!! :laughing5:
     
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  9. wallbanger

    wallbanger "Enemy of showers everywhere"

    I feel exactly the same way, so I do exactly that, even if I have to fake the sound!
    One time, someone was using a cell at the urinal, and someone in a stall had a bad case of,let's say, sprayer-butt! (you know, revenge of White Castle). Boy, you could have heard a pin drop after that blast!:biggrin:
     
  10. PackRatTDI

    PackRatTDI Licensed to Ill

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    And yell while you are doing it "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! OH my GOD! I just gave birth to the anti-christ!"
     
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  11. WiseOne

    WiseOne Inactive contact bullhaulerswife

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    LOL, ROTF, man that almost made me spit my beer out (until I remembered how expensive it was). HAHAHA. Embarrassing.
     
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