I hate Tyson, I HATE Tyson, I HATE TYSON!

Red---- What are your feelings about Tyson ?? LOL, only kidding ! I just posted about my Tyson adventure in Broken Bow Ok. I agree with you!!!! I hate, hate, hate Tyson !!!!!!

Storm

 

With the new EOBR's Tyson is gonna hafta stop this B.S. real soon.Im an o/o and when my comp gives me one of these I call to make sure its already loaded or guaranteed ready to load or I refuse it.Im not playing their "do it our way or lose the buisness" attitude.I work for Hill Brothers outta Omaha

 

"HOT TYSON LOAD" = COBWEBS UNDER THE TRAILER

Aaah, Tyson... how could I ever forget those funky chicken plants down South??? Tramping through funky salmonella juice while underpaid (and probably illegal) Tyson employees pulled this number on every side:











Aaaah, I can smell that funky chicken juice now... ####, I never thought I would wax nostalgic over those bacterial distribution centers. I really miss cleaning the soles of my shoes with powerful industrial cleansers before setting foot in my tractor... used to leave a roll of paper towels and a bottle of household cleaning agent right inside my door, just so I wouldn't track that funky chicken juice into my cab and stink up the joint for at least three days. Yesiree... Tyson, Pilgrim's Pride, all those other funky chicken plants... one of these days, I'll get back to those stinking sh*tholes and show those chumps how the BBQ pros and boys from the surf shop carve up chickens:
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####, there ought to be a law against havin' this much fun dissin' Tyson... oh, well, someone has to do it, and I guess it's my turn. Perhaps some of you drivers will appreciate my creative endeavors... perhaps not. BFD, I have plenty of beer in the fridge and the dinner situation is looking good... looking a whole lot better than some worn-out lot lizard in West Memphis, AR, at dawn on Saturday, 10? If this post makes even one "PROFESSIONAL TRUCK DRIVER" laugh, it will have been worth the trouble it took to compose it... that's my $.02, I'm movin' on, "ADIOS!!!"

 

Wait, simplyred1962, can this really be called a "Useful Post?" Oh, that's right, it's 2010... yeah, I guess it can be called "Useful." Hey, does that 1962 mean you were born in '62? I only ask because that happens to be the year of my birth... by the way, I wasted a ridiculous amount of time composing that post, but I'm just f____g off until I go back out on the road next week, 10? This site is so cool, I may hafta break down and buy a laptop (used, from Goodwill, paid for with cash, with Internet access and posts registered under fake names so they can't trace me), just so I can sling some "observations" while I'm sittin' in a dock with nothin' else better to do... Hey, it's cheaper than crack or lot lizards, and sometimes it's a whole lot more fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoops, I tried to edit the post above and lost simplyred1962's message of thanks... SORRY ABOUT THAT, I WAS JUST TRYIN' TO SPACE THE WHACK JOB MO-FOs.....................................

 

How on earth didja ever earn the honor of being "TTR MEMBER OF THE MONTH?" I'm almost afraid to ask... "ADIOS!!!"

 

I wayted at the waterlou place for over a day befor i got my bills.

 

OKAY, SCROLL UPWARD FOR THE CLASSIC POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sorry, simplyred1962, this post was a pointer for some other hands... and, YES, I'm smokin' a big ol' bowl of crack the size of Qualcomm Stadium, "10-FO'?"