Just some of the stupid things I see

Hey dieselbear you have a good time camping and try and teach those rookies right now will ya!!! We hate breaking in new troopers.....LOL and you most certainly DESERVE some R&R

 

oh yeah don't forget to update your log book

 

Yeppers! Just think about all the drunks, reefer smokers, "light drinkers", poorly trained 4 wheelers, newly licensed drivers, make-up artists, pissed off dads, distracted mothers, blind grandma's and grandpa's, teenage know it alls, cmv steering wheel holders, texting while driving morons, people eating 7 course dinners while driving, etc. etc. They are all around you every minute you or I are driving ready at a moments notice to do something absolutely and unbelievably stupid to try and get themselves or someone else killed. Seems like the cops almost never see any of them. No wonder I can't fall asleep after driving my 8-9 hour shift for two or three hours. Adrenaline takes a long time to thin out in the bloodstream. Maybe if I start drinking coffee at the end of the day the caffeine will seem like a tranquilizer to the adrenaline. Then my dispatcher will get off my butttt about taking 13-14 hour breaks instead of 10's!!

 

I recommend heroin--75cc straight in the aorta--right before your pre-trip inspection. You'll be able to handle most anything then.

 

Thanks.....but absolutely NO THANKS.

 

Some folks just have no sense of adventure!

 

Paging Mastertech... do you suppose you could change my title to something more appropriate... like, "Sarcastic B@$T@®Đ".

People take me way too serious.

 

Sarcastic Barcode?????

 

If you had a warrant out for your arrest or were trying to live behind a different identidy for what ever reason, why would you ever try to drive a commercial vehicle?

I am glad you are posting this stuff DB, because I would have thought that people doing this sort of stuff (with all the technology that is available) was a thing of the past.

Hope you had a great vacation.