Advice for recruiters posting here..

Discussion in 'Discuss Your Favorite Trucking Company Here' started by Dryver, Aug 19, 2010.

  1. Dryver

    Dryver Road Train Member

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    If you are a recruiter pretending to be a trucker in hopes to sell your company as the absolut dogs bollocks then include these:


    1. Always say you drive 4000 miles every week solo.
    2. Always say you are on the lease purchase program.
    3. Always say you get home home every 10-14 days.
    4. Alwayz mispell wurds cos you fink we are all dumm.
    5. Always ignore questions, post and dissapear.
    6. Always say you make lots of $$$$.
    7. Always say you get a 2010 W900 for $250 week.
    8. Always say "Its like a family at this company"
    9. Always say "I'm not just a number around here"
    9. Always say average length of haul is 2900 miles.
    10. Never bump into me at a truckstop you *!#%#>!!
     
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  3. Mrfasttrack

    Mrfasttrack Light Load Member

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    I thought the w900 was 275 a week now..:biggrin_25522:
     
  4. TDriver4Life

    TDriver4Life Medium Load Member

    You are not a fan of recruiters are you dryver?:biggrin_25525:
     
  5. bamanation

    bamanation Heavy Load Member

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    I love the part about tha mispelled words. Got a good laugh out of it.
     
  6. Lilbit

    Lilbit Road Train Member

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    Find me a driver that has been in the seat for more than three months and I'll show ya a recruiter or trainer!:biggrin_25522:
     
  7. 1catfish

    1catfish Road Train Member

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    you forgot the part about being a christian company.:biggrin_25526:
     
  8. Rug_Trucker

    Rug_Trucker Road Train Member

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    What you don't believe Covenant?

    All good corporations go to Heaven as long is you screw your employees in the name of religion..........

    Christians I know don't have to advertise you know who they are by their deeds.
     
  9. diesel_weasel

    diesel_weasel Medium Load Member

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    One word... Priceless :biggrin_25514:
     
  10. Dryver

    Dryver Road Train Member

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    No, not much. One of the big problem areas in trucking.
     
  11. Dryver

    Dryver Road Train Member

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    Yeah you are correct, but you get a free APU, a credit card with $3000 on it for chrome and free oil changes for life. The tires never wear or go flat, the brakes have a lifetime warranty and the washer fluid never needs filling.

    See, I could be a recruiter too!
     
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