Stupid signs in bathrooms

I always like the "Slow
Children playing ahead" street signs

 

I have one of those in my attic.
I bought it at a sale when I was a kid. The county had donated a bunch of old street signs to the school to sell and make some money for a fund raiser.
It is "Slow Children Playing".
I have had that sign since....1981 I think lol.

 

I stopped at a restuarant years ago...don't even remember where it was anymore, other than it was some local mom and pops in Illinois. They even had a drive thru. I drove through and got a hot chocolate one morning with my breakfast and they were handing out a little flyer with short message:

"If you put this drink between your legs as you drive away, please do not bother coming back. We do not serve stupid people."

I laughed my rear end off!

 

One I used to see occasionally:
PLEASE,Do not throw cigarette butts in urinal.They become soggy, and hard to light.

And then of course there is the old standby:

WE AIM TO PLEASE, Won't you aim too, please!

 

I saw a sign at the Sonic somewhere in the Midwest: "Handicapped parking only" . Think about it . . . you don't get out of your car at a Sonic. The girl there thought it was pretty funny when I pointed that out to her.

There is a Jack in the Box in SoCal (of course) maybe Hesperia, that has a permanent sign on the bathroom door that says "Caution, wet floor".

And how about the handicapped truck parking at the rest stops? Did you pass your physical or are you handicapped????

 

The best one that i have seen is braille on the buttons of the drive-thru ATM at my local bank LOL If you cant see the screen, what good is braille going to do you? How many blind people are going to use the drive-thru? or can even find it... LOL

 

And how the hell did they drive there in the first place?

 

"In order to keep everyone on their toes we have raised the urinals six inches".....

 

That's ####### hilarious! I used a restroom today that the urinal was like 4 or 5 feet tall, WTF?

 

You can thank the ADA and ambulance-chasing lawyers for that ignorant crap.