Just what you wanted to hear

and don't forget all the respect we get

 

Oh, how I want to be a part of the Truckstop family! I am getting teary eyed just thinking about when a group can get together. I feel the need to practice.


Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, the Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

Someone's laughing, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's laughing, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's laughing, Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

Someone's crying, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's crying, Lord, kum bay ya;
Someone's crying, Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.

....and yadda..yadda..and so one...........

 

You're forgetting that no other vehicles will ever cut you off.

Also you won't ever have to worry about peeing in a cup or bottle.

Should you choose not to stop, which will be completely up to you since you'll have all the time in the world to get where you're going, a magical tinkle fairy will appear and instantly relieve your bladder for you. You won't have to tip her, but I highly recommend that you do.

 

Why does everyone expect a tip nowadays?? Starbucks has a tip jar for the fing drive through.

 

I get tips all the time. I thought every driver did?

 

Don't forget the flease offer: If you sign on the dotted line your troubles are over. A new O/O spec'd truck that gets 22 mpg, all the miles you want, and no negative settlements. You will get home 7 nights a week with the fleace deal and no forced dispatch. Soon you will have to hire someone to count your money, just sign on the line................

 

Is that the one with our without free diesel for life Heavy?

 

If you want free fuel for life~just ask and it shall be so.

 

Is that what those are on US30 going through Indiana?
One hit my truck and left a nice bright green glow on my windshield for awhile.

 

DOT officers are very understanding folks. Once you explain that you're running late with your delivery, they'll let you continue on your way despite being over your hours. They know how important that on-time delivery is to you!

Oh, and the overweight axles? They're really forgiving about that, too, when you explain that your trainer never taught you how to scale a load.