please describe thorough details of how to make a million dollars

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  1. o.m.d.

    o.m.d. Heavy Load Member

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    ok so i need to know exactly how to make 1 million dollars. i dont have any start up money and i dont want to have it be made illegally. further more i dont want the government to find out about it so you need to tell me in detail how to launder the money and not get caught and if i get caught i will need you to take the heat for it.

    thanks in advance and no wise ### remarks, dont come in here and bs me.
     
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  3. rocknroll nik

    rocknroll nik High Risk Load Member

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    ok first things first.........get a credit card with a $ 2,000,000.00 limit.

    ya with me still....ok then go to atm's and withdraw $1,000,000. Ok stay close here's where it gets good

    Using the other $1,000,000.00 buy a plane ticket and new clothing and move to somewhere that has no extradition to the US........now you have just beat the system




    hope that helped
     
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  4. RightSideSlide

    RightSideSlide Light Load Member

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    There's a book which may be of particular interest to you which is titled, "The Best way to Rob a Bank is to Own One"
     
  5. Lilbit

    Lilbit Road Train Member

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    Start with $10 million, start a trucking company . . . you'll be down to a million in no time!:laughing-guffaw::laughing-guffaw::laughing-guffaw:
     
  6. Sequoia

    Sequoia Road Train Member

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    Dig through your pockets, couch cushions, pockets, etc.
    Did you find a dollar in change? Great, now do that a million times.
     
  7. rachi

    rachi Road Train Member

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    sign a lease with one of the big fleece companys.
     
  8. ramkatral

    ramkatral Heavy Load Member

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    Dear o.m.d,

    I represent the Internal Revenue Service as an internal auditor. I have discovered an error that has cost you much money over the last few years. After correcting the error, I have discovered that the U.S. government owes you a sum of $1,000,000. I have a check prepared for you. All I need is for you to send me $2,500 to cover he processing fees. Once I have received the money, I will deposit the money directly to your account. Thank you, and have a pleasant day.

    John Smith
    Internal services, IRS
     
  9. Lilbit

    Lilbit Road Train Member

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    Now that's just funny!:biggrin_25514::biggrin_2559:
     
  10. rocknroll nik

    rocknroll nik High Risk Load Member

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    sounds like a scam to me....they only want $2500.00??:biggrin_2556:
     
  11. LoneSomeDove(LSD)

    LoneSomeDove(LSD) Bobtail Member

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    Dear o.m.d

    What u need to do is start a charity fund. ask millions of people via internet to donate 1 to 5 dollars to the o.m.d millionaire charity. as long as no one person sends u over say 30000 dollars they are all one time donations and tax free, LOL
    Good Luck
     
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