Is it scary when you are driving in Colorado?

Elk... hmm... make good steak!

Better not get out of your truck in Colorado... got bears, n' wolves, n' lions - all hungry for skeered truckers!

 

What no tigers

 

I (literally) fly into Colorado in my 18 wheeler whenever I feel the need to get high. As beautiful as even spiritual as the ambiance is, staying there two long will defiantly kill you. Why I never stay to long. Best advise I ever got when going there is to always have clean rig, and get loaded with something lighter to take the edge off when your coming down.

 

i never drive in Colorado i let the wife do it i just close the curtain stay in bed under the covers and curl up in the fetal position and pray

 

Heights?!
In Colorado?
ShuX HowdY.
Colorado can't be more'n what, ............ a mile high?
What's a mile?
At 60 mph it only takes a minute.

It's not like lookin' over the edge, ...... waayyy down below.
That's Arizona
They got the Grand Canyon with the Colorado River flowin' a mile down in the Canyon depths.
For ups, they have Flagstaff and the Superstition Mountains.
A lot of stories 'bout that Mountain range and the Lost Dutchman.

Today, that's funny.
But I predict that the Rand McNally Motor Carriers' Road Atlas of the near future will be in 3-D with options to view from a high vantage point, or street level, anywhere, any place any time.
It's great to play with the high vantage point view feature durin' those re-sets, ---
checkin' the San Fernando Valley for where the porn movie studios are filmin' on location, and get a little sneak preview.

 

Did you know there's an adult store within walking distance of the TA in Denver?! No wonder it's never crowded in that truckstop. They're all in their trucks doing......things.

 

Did you know that same store is actually in the parking lot of Sapp Brothers?

 

I almost puked going down the 10% in AZ heading W on I-40. I'll never forget what it feel like to kiss the ground. So if I can do AZ, CO here I come.

 

I have been over eagles nest in a cow truck and I logged in idaho for several years many many times I said a praier before I jumped off the side

 

Did you know I'm too young to be this forgetful?