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I dont care who you are....thats funny right there!

 

omg u frigg'in people r kill'in me here. i think i just peed my pants lol!

 

Wrong thread.

 

depends

 

I have held one in for an hour during a 2am run. I knew it was going to happen. It was not pretty because I didn't have any tp in the truck so I couldn't stop on the side of the road. Drove a little faster than I should have. Who knew a gas station could be that busy at 2am? That was by far the worst one I have done, all others pale in comparision to the agony I felt that night. If I know that I might have a rough time of it after a meal I hang around a little longer than normal to make sure eveything is alright inside.

 

I think I just woke up the guys in the trucks next to me laughing while reading through this entire thread. Even the reefers couldn't drown that out.

 

i meant from laughing so hard.

 

I haven't had to resort to this for some time. But I used to work for a farmer working long hours plowing and tilling soil. The tractor was nice, the cab almost like our trucks. However, you find yourself miles away from towns.... It's not practical to unhook a huge tractor and drive 1/2 hour or more to take care of business. All I can say is paper towels, hand cleaner, and bottled water can be your best friend ! And if you don't have hand cleaner windshield cleaner will work !

 

Pick up a portable toilet; and get some bleach and water, and when you need to go pour the water and some bleach into the toilet and then once you get a TS or somewhere's dump it (Bleach helps with the smell)...

OR

Find a bush and squat;