Just some of the stupid things I see

"BAH!!! 'Tis but a flesh wound"

 

You sir, stay away from my knee caps!

 

I was hoping I wouldn't have to explain that one!

 

Do you know how fast you were going?
65?
63.

 

What can I say...I like to get comfy on these long 11 hour road trips.

I keep her head down below the steering wheel so ya'll in the scale house wont notice her. Not to worry were sharing the same seatbelt........I'm a vary firm believer in safe sex.

 

Now, I will probably be seeing this for days.

 

Are people born this stupid or do they learn this stupid?????

 

OK, here is one for the "What were they thinking!" file.

Johnny and Suzie break up. Suzie goes to a judge and gets a restraining order against Johnny.

Johnny and Suzie kiss and make up. Suzie jumps in Johnny's truck to make a run with him and see the country.

Johnny gets stopped for a random paperwork check. His CDL is checked, and he has a restraining order against him. His passenger's ID is checked, and what do you know, it's Suzie! "Hey Suzie, you know you have an active restraining order against Johnny?" "Oh, that's all over, we kissed and made up!" Nobody bothered to get the restraining order lifted.

Now Johnny is going to jail. Suzie is crying and stranded on the side of the road many miles from home.

I have seen it happen several times over the years.

Oh, and did I mention, Johnny and Suzie had their two young children with them?

 

Hard to say....... we have drivers that were caught by Mr.LEO pulling hazmat :

With no tank endorsement
no medical card
no hazmat endorsement
no placards ( he took them off !!!)
No paperwork, wrong paperwork
No ERG.

Uh huh, how did they get hired? Loaded? Off the yard ?

So it's not always some screwball driver.....it's a desperate carrier, afraid to tell a customer "NO" and terrified it won't have enough power to cover what it agrees to..... so it hires warm bodies like this......and they get caught and the score goes up.