Nasty Truck Stop

The truck stop was in Arizona but can't remember which one. Anyway, another driver will never forget this as long as he lives. I got something to eat there and then 30 mins later my stomach really starts to gurgle and I knew what that meant, so I went into the bathroom which had about 12 stalls. Everyone was full except one so I thought great. When I walked in there I said, this is disgusting, there was piss and crap all the way to the top of the bowl. If you sat down you would be in it completely. Well, when the guy in the next stall heard me say that he laughed, he must have seen it before choosing his stall.

I said I can't do this and went out to wait by the sinks for someone to get done, but no one did and I was about to crap myself so I went back in and hovered over said toilet and took care of business. As I got ready to leave the stall I remembered stupid trucker who laughed at me, so I laughed, opened the stall door for a quick get away, put my foot on the handle and flushed it. It all came pouring out on the floor and especially in the next stall where the guy laughed at me, when he seen raw sewege heading his way he picked up his feet and kept saying, oh no, oh no, oh no.

I stayed long enough to wash up and when I left he still had his feet in the air. Funny thing is, you can't wipe your ##### with your feet in the air, so at some poiint he had to put them back down and just take it. I bet the smell lasted for at least 800 miles or so. Moral of the story, don't laugh at someone going into a nasty stall, because the joke may end up on the bottom of your feet!