Whats wrong with texans!

So you were there for each event!

I can deduce from your testimony and confession;

1. You pushed the jogger in front of the train!
2. You stepped out in front of the day cab so he had to avoid you and got hit himself!
3. Now #3....what were you doing at 1245 the day this incident happened.

Remember....the wrong answer will be made to appear to be your admission of cause for the #3 event!

 

I have a son and his family who live in TX.....and believe me they are not stupid!!!!! She is a detective and he works for the state.

 

oh boy.....

 

They tried to map the wrecks in California, but the red dot covered all of calif and oregon, and parts of Nevada,Idaho,Washington, and Mexico, oh and some of the pacific Ocean, if you ever get bored spend a month reading Calif news, talk about stupid.

 

Oh thats right I forgot I was born here in calf, So I think it gives me the rightto talk freely about the morons living here, and even more reason to want to move to Texas, N.C. Heck anywhere away from this messed up state would be better.

 

BILL...check your PM'S dear

 

I am from Michigan and they driver crazy here, especially when the first snowfall hits, talk about stupid, and they have the nerve to look upside my head when my GRANDMArquis is going 25mph in a 45mph zone when the road is covered in ice, I am trying not to spin out.

 

It is better to be from Texas than to be in Texas. At least "from" indicates past tense which leaves a possibility of current change.
It has been 20 years but I don't know if I want to see that little truckstop on the north side of Fort Worth. I don't miss the dollars that guy stole from me, it's the memories that cost you! The cop said "if one of you chicken ###### drivers would just shoot the guy we would pick up the body"
TEXAS...

 

You gotta love that shoulder driving too!!