I have been getting ready to prepare for OTR trucking...did I miss something ?

When someone tailgates you, roll the window down, empty pee bottles slowly. They will back off when they have to turn the windshield wipers on.

 

Are there really that many disgusting things that some truck drivers do?

 

Actually, only the surface has been scratched.

 

Don't forget to take a felt tip marker into the mensroom because every screw hole in the stall walls needs a bent over butt drawn around it. Don't forget to add some remark pointing to the screw hole about whatever trucking company pissed you off tjat day, such as "Swift recruiters enter here" .

 

Getting a kick out of these responses,lmaoooooooooooooooo.

 

are there bonus points if at first some of it splatters all over you and into the drivers seat area? were at highway speeds when this is happening right?

 

Hahahaha made me spit my coffee hmm that's Probably something you should learn, chewing tobacco and spitting in the passenger foot well

 

You also need to make yourself smell like limburger cheese, it helps at the salad bar, you will have all the room that you need to touch and smell all the food before you put it on your plate, also works at the fuel desk, helps you get 'ur fuel receipt alot quicker...........