TMC Bus and Gas

I'll never forget when I went to orientation for TMC. Every morning we would get on the bus to go to where they had the trucks. I decided to eat a lot of mexican food the night prior, and needless to say I had gas that was so bad, I coulda said I needed to stay at the hotel sick.
My roomate knew I had bad gas. And kept his mouth shut. I tried to hold everyone in on the bus ride to the lot but couldn't. I let the first one go and it was bad. I was sitting in the back of the bus and before anyone knew it. It had made its way to the front, and all of the bus windows started unclicking. Following that I let a second, third, fourth, fifth and who knows how many after that. Finally the instructors had enough we had arrived. They stopped short of the lot and were very upset. The began screaming "YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, WHO EVER IS ######## THEMSELVES NEEDS TO GROW THE #### UP." One of the other applicants began to laugh and they got really pissed. I mean, me and my buddy were laughing the whole time, he didnt put me on blast. I was very proud of myself and the power of my ### gas.

 

If anyone on here remembers that day gimme a shout. Lost contact with a bunch of yall.

 

You must be a fortune teller... just got fired yesterday. My gas was turning the interior black so they fired me... I lied. I quit, and became a owner operator. Hows that sweet ol Owens Corning dedicated lol. Kinda like delivering newspapers I compared it to.

I started laughing at farts when I was about 3 years old. And never plan to stop. As soon as that stuff becomes non funny, is the day that you look like your driving with a shifter up ur arse.

 

Eh, quit about October. Became a owner operator.