Easton Corbin song all over the road

The lot lizzard are gonna be all over you

 

Driver I want you to think about this long and hard. Do you really want a woman with you on the road? I hear enough ######## while I'm at home I get a break from it while on the road. And #### its nice.

Sorry the devil made me do it.

 

Unfortunately there are cellphones now to shorten your lifespan EVEN MORE!!! No more escaping!! Ugh

 

did you have to go and throw that little detail in there and ruin my peace? I don't listen to much complaining when I'm home anyway just a joke. I have a feeling I complain more than any woman does.

I think he neglected to think about another thing as well course I don't know if he's been on the road long enough to talk to himself. But I don't necessarily think a woman riding with me in my truck would be a good thing...especially after Me decided to pick a fight with I and Myself decided to start playing referee. If I had a video camera in my truck I'd be the laughing stock of the forum when ya'll seen those videos

 

Bad luck. News on Roaddog was sayin there was a driver with a lot lizard and was watching porn on laptop...while driving. He did more than go all over the road, he killed two people. don't do it. Woman get people killed.

Sent from your local FBI Surveillance Van

 

ok so what you're saying is....IM NOT CRAZY EITHER??? BAHAHAHA Glad to hear im not alone!
So the 4 wheelers can't hear you when you're yelling at them?

 

Oh hell we're all in the same boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And no I don't yell at 4 wheeler's anymore, I simply stop the fight between Me and I and say hang on guys we got some business to take care of. And I imagine my truck has lazer guided missiles with buttons on the steering wheel and start blasting away That'd be another video ya'll would get a kick out of. Chew chew kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom! Threat eliminated. Alright Me and I get back in the ring let's see who's going to take this round.

God help me I think I need to see a professional for some help.

 

Omg pee'n my pants lmao!!!!! I want to get a dash cam ASAP for others. But gotta make sure the ##### audio is off to protect the innocent inside!!!lol

 

Want to see the plans I drew up to install paintball machine guns in the grill?