Whats the stupidest thing you've heard on the CB?

I heard a guy telling everyone listening how much a case of albertsons water was.

 

AGREED! It's all basically stupid, but the PHRASE that really gets old is.............."Pull over driver, I want to beat your ###!"

 

But OTOH, I did just get a good chuckle in reading that.

LMAO

 

Nothing in my mind worse than...

"Aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuudio...... Aaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuudio... Check check... Test 123... Aaaaaaaaaaaudio... <whistle> <whistle> Aaaaaaaaaaaauuuudio..."

Hello, may I introduce you to the concept of a DUMMY LOAD for your testing?

 

One time some drivers were warning others to get in a certain lane at such milemarker due to construction. Pretty soon due to the directions everyone was confused. Then a driver said it best: " Stay in the lane you're in...Then when you start hitting orange cones, MOVE OVER." That got a good chuckle for all of us.

Not a stupid story but a funny story.

 

i get tired of all the bickerin and hollerin myself i usually try to be stupid just to get a sence of humor going anymore today people are so uptight they forgot what a sence of humor is

 

I'd like to hear that one...

There is a guy in Arkansas that runs around in a white dodge pickup just talking on the radio. About a bunch of nothing. Not sure if he does it to be a ### or if he's really off. If he's not off, I don't know how he comes up with the stuff so quick and randomly. Usually runs East on 30 past 440 to 530. Sometimes comes of of 40 west through downtown Little Rock to 530. Its about as annoying as the tire lady off 161 galloway.. go to two two for the tire shop.. thats two two for the tire shop...