Letter to a Trucker

I wish I could take credit for it, but I can only take credit for this one I posted on facebook.

To the driver of the blue Mustang on 369 in Georgia today, Thanks for pulling out in front of me so I had to slow down and then going down the road, then slamming on your brakes to make a left hand turn without using your turn signal, I hope that phone call was important!!!! Thanks for letting me ruin about $1600 worth of tires to keep from running you over. Next time you see me, you should get down on your knees and thank me for not killing you today. You should thank me for the professional driver that I am, to look ahead so you didn't die a firey death when I would of crushed your car.

 

I never thought of it till now but im glad I didn't cut highways back in my grass cutting days, hitting piles of dog $$$$ was bad enough. I can only imagine hitting one of those plastic bottles. lucky for them most of those mowers are fairly large and have the decks behind the tractor, so it might not be as bad, but still theres a chance for a mist of piss if the winds blowing in the right direction.

 

Ya know, your comment got me thinking about something. What's up with the dog owners who let their dogs #### everywhere and don't bother picking it up? At least the truckers who piss in bottles bottle it and cap it. Not situations suck but I'm giving a little more credit to the trucker who bottles his piss than the ###### who let's his/her dog #### everywhere. Unless they're a trucker who let's their dog #### all over. No respect. Haha

 

I dont think the manager would like hundreds of drivers carry ing pea bottles thru the store to empty em in the restroom .cause you know ones gonna be a leaker..

 

I've figured out how to nab the offenders. Very simple. Check every driver to see if they are registered here on TTR. If so, they can't be guilty because nobody here pees in a bottle, much less throws it out on the side of the road.

 

That is why you empty them in rest area bathrooms.

 

I T-call my pee....lol.....or. sell it on day one of orientation to the "nervous" new guy.... j/k

 

Just don't keep your piss gallon next to your drinking water gallon. Don't ask how I learned that lesson.

 

Yep....not gonna ask.... lol...same reason I only buy grape or red gatorade...