comedian Tracy Morgan hurt in bus/truck crash

As they should be...

 

If I was going to name my kid Tracy I'd just go with sue.

 

Allegedly. You sure your employer is telling the truth?

 

There's worse names than "Tracy"......

GIRLS

Ace - It's bad enough when people name a boy Ace. Ace the boy has long bangs and the world's most punchable face. Ace the girl is stuck with a name that screams out to the world, "Daddy wanted a boy, and he wanted that boy to be a fighter pilot."
Kaixin - (closes eyes) Wait wait, don't tell me. You're white, you're a Mormon, and you live in a cul-de-sac with your folks and your brother Kaixlee. Was I right? I was?! PSYCHIC.
Krittika - Also soon to be the name of a terrible Halle Berry film. (NOTE: Thanks toOleMissTarana for pointing out that Krittika is actually a fairly normal Indian name, which makes me horribly ignorant. I just assumed it was a couple who started out liking Brittany then morphed it into Krittany and then morphed it into Krittika. Don't tell me it can't happen.)

2012's Definitive List Of Unusual Baby Names Will Destroy Your Soul

The American baby-naming crisis was already getting out of hand prior to this week, with names like …Read more


Thinn - Don't be fatt!
Yoga - Again, this is case of people just thinking of random, topical #### and then foisting it upon a child. Uhhh... QUINOA! Uhhh... PERRANO! Uhhh... ZUMBA! There will be 500,000 Zumbas born two years from now.
Zealand - It's a measure of how insane many of these name are that Zealand actually feels sedate. It could have been so much worse: Zealynd, Zeelynnd, Zzealynndanna. We're at the point now where the bastardizations are getting bastardized. People are taking the letter Y and abusing it to the point of shell shock. Poor Y. It wasn't built to handle this much overuse.
BOYS

Aero - Again, you can feel the strain. "I want my son to be bold, and strong, and a leader! I got it: I'll name him THRUST." You aren't doing a child any favors by trying to ascribe qualities to him that aren't there yet. This is a child, not the launch of a new brand of soda.
Burger - Well now you're just stoned off your face.
Donathan - You can get away with giving a girl a ###### name more easily than a boy. If you're a girl named Donathan, everyone will call you Doni and you can explain the strange origins of your name to your date and it makes for a cute little moment while Taylor Swift warbles something horrible in the background. But people have to understand that a boy's name is an invitation to be #### on. Other boys will do ANYTHING to tear your little boy apart, to crush his confidence and leave him a sullen wreck, and the name is the first thing they latch onto. Oh, Donathan? You're a ####### moron. That's life for Donathan the boy.
Espn - The phenomenon of people naming their kid after ESPN isn't new. It's actually been going on for years now, which is what makes it so alarming. This name has roots now. This is a mainstay. A CLASSIC. Two years from now, it will give way to Espyn and nothing will make sense anymore.
Haven'T - Don'T.
Kix - Whatcha doing out in the night time?
Why'd ya callin' me on the phone?
Your mama can't solve your problems
When's daddy, ever get home?

 

+1.....

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Arguing with the umpire is an American tradition AND an American right!!

 

.....suckup...

 

Some people are actually capable of learning, yanno... You have no idea how much I've learned about this industry in 8 months, and that's with a head-start to begin with (mechanical engineer with a strong automotive bent). And I STILL want a job with y'all!!

 

Well, the woman was struck by a driver who was on crack. How else can one possibly stay up for thirty hours? The crack was the problem and an excuse to sentence people to longer prison time where the prisons and lawyers benefit financially.

 

Hey, "Ace" is a cool guy's name, just ask this guy:


Most ridiculous boy's name: "Major Applewhite" :wtf: