sick of getting woken up!

Lol no wonder you didn't invite the tourist into your sleeper

 

I was having a sexy dream and I thought it was a lot lizard waking me up. Turned out I was home. A lot lizard only charges $20 but the wife took my whole wallet.

 

It happens to all of us. Some nights worse than others. Its getting more and more common with the human trafficking on the rise.
If you can try not to answer the first time they'll normally leave you be. It'll take some time but you'll eventually get used to the extra noise. Soon it will be as normal as the truck beside you idled to the max, with a fan that kicks in every 5 minutes.

 

Just throw used tissues on the ground outside your truck they'll think you were already serviced.

 

A few years ago on I-81 in Tennessee near the VA state line, a German woman was hitch hiking on the Southbound side & all she was wearing was flip flops. It was all over the news when it happened. She said she didn't understand what the big fuss is about. I was in Catania, Sicily on the beach and there were lots of German tourists there and many of the women were nude. They don't give it a second thought. Now, what was the question?

 

God Bless the Germans !

 

My truck has the side vent right by my head. I just pop it open and start growling. Best to not get up and turn on lights, helps to get back to sleep faster.

 

Can you send me a list of places you park , so that I never park there... lol

Well unless this German girl is hot ...