I just killed a stripper in a drunken rage and slammed my Prius into a bus full of nuns and puppies

As Iong as no children were hurt you are good to go. We already know that the nuns and puppies were fine because you used a Prius.

 

Despite that kind of checkered past we all know what the bigger question is tho...

If the hiring company does hair follicle testing or not...

"Because honestly I don't have any hair! Honest that's why I want to know! HONESTLY!"

unloader

 

That will narrow down the list some. Most companies will exclude you because you know how to drive a stick shift. They don't want people that capable anymore

 

Cr England has a lease truck waiting for you with no money down

 

To turn it n the extra batteries? That's called a toggle switch.

 

See it is a automatic, a shift stick, to shift from N to D. Now a stick shift..... thats just bable talk

 

As long as the Obama certified prius wasn't hurt, society doesn't care about nuns anymore...probably not puppies either.

 

Oh crap!? Did the battery crack!? Acid! Acid!

 

Chicken Ranch in Nevada is looking for a shift manager, bar tender and security guard