I just killed a stripper in a drunken rage and slammed my Prius into a bus full of nuns and puppies

As long as you didn't let perfectly good puppies go to waste.They're pretty tender when done right. The nuns on the other hand, nothing you can do with them. They're going to be tough, dry and stringy no matter what.

 

My attorney would say the adult entertainer was drunk with a knife = self defense. The catholic ladies had unsecured puppies aboard the bus. One of the puppies distracted the driver and ran head on to my clients prius. Yes the nun was drunk on jesus juice ladies and gentleman of the jury

 

That screams experiance... somethin you not tellin us?

 

lawyer up and keep your mouth shut ?!

 

For a sec i thought you said trannys. Lol

 

The trucking industry is not the only one having problems.

http://mynorthwest.com/11/2760303/Washington-State-Patrol-facing-severe-trooper-shortage

All law enforcement is having issues.
Portland PD will let you have tattoos on lower arms and necks, beards and goatees and have lowered the pt standards due to hiring issues.
Now they legalized pot and a bunch of fools cant keep the pipe out their mouth long enough to pass a pee test or hair test. Then you throw in a lie detector test and you cant fill the jobs.

You think truckers are watched? HAHA
These guys gets cameras on their body, scrutinized by everyone with a cell ph, log books in cars for hours worked limiting ot and all kinds of rules to follow. Its ridiculous to be a leo these days.

Im sure the leo forums have the same topics like this one....

 

Them wheels is rollin

 

Don't forget, Carolina Cargo is the best company ever!!! Just ask Chinatown....

 

Yes. As if slamming a Prius into anything would do damage. Well, might dent up a smart car.

 

I just killed a stripper in a drunken rage and slammed my Prius into a bus full of nuns and puppies

Yes, but only on days that end in "Y".