I hate Peoplenet, where are you parked and recipes thread

Oh I can tell you stories.

 

Did yours involve underage girls drinking beer? Because mine does.

 

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as i always say it was no accident I ended up in AA
there were 14 outstanding warrants in may of 2001
a couple because of when they took my drivers license in 1982 for a DUI i never bothered getting it back
a kinder gentler world back then i bet i bought 10 pick ups never showed a license because i didn't have one
guess i showed them huh

 

Well El Paso night clubs allow 18-20 year olds in but they have to wear a bracelet indicating they can't be served liquor. I went with some friends I knew from my Pepsi route but two of the girls in the group were under 21. While.at the club we sneaked the girls some of our beer in their cups and the bouncers caught us and kicked us out. One of the girls got ghetto with the bouncers telling him she's been kicked out of better clubs.

We wound up getting some beer and a couple of bottles and got a motel room.

An interesting side note, at that motel as we were driving around to the room, we saw some of what we thought were 2 18+ year old girls walking. It was kind of dark. One of the guys shouted if they wanted to party. They said yes so.he told them the room.

They show up and they couldn't have been more than 15. We erred on the side of caution and sent them away.

 

This was like 15 years ago. ####. I used to be a stupid 25 year old.

I tell Jasmine these stories and it shocks her that her square dad used to be not so square.

 

No. I hit a bouncer in the head with a beer bottle at Casey's in Allentown, PA.....

 

My frind Billy moonlighted as a bouncer at the Pine Knot bar in Truth or Consequences, NM, which is a redneck bar. We got there and within 5 minutes some guy wanted to fight Billy's friend over $20.