Urgent email from Jerry Moyes??

Where's the middleman that's taking my extra .03 ######? I started at .38!

 

So anyway.... Lol. What was the email about?

 

Jerry,
Would you send me a Swift ball cap?

 

Dear Mr. Sir Albertico,

My wife is a princess from the Alwalalahala tribe in Africa. As im sure some one of your great impearicle knowledge and astuteness is aware, we are at a great turning part in our tribes history, as I am sure you know from reading your news.

Fortunately, your great nation, the northern american united states of greatness, freedom, God, and magical metal flying birds has granted my great tribe 1 million dollars.

Unfortunately my tribe has just spent all its money on spears from wal mart (did you know spears cost 53 american dollars each at wal mart in Africa! Do they cost that much in your great country?)

As a result we cant pay the activation fee to grant access to the monies we so greatly need.

I know, I know, you would think that with 1 million dollars the bank would just take the $1,000 fee out of that. But because of strict international banking laws and regulations ( that I dont understand, but Im sure you do), we cant access the money without the one thousand american monies.

If you can gi e these monies to access the 1 million dollers monies, I can garuantee you a 2,000 back plus 10% of the 1 million monies.

Im not sure how much that is but Im sure a man with the education your great country provides and, who also probably demonstrates the same honesty and integrity that your great nation does in international affairs can calculate the true amount you are owed.

Also Mr. Moyes has been very buisy but told me to relate to you he is always in search of some one with your great skill. Would you like to be his vic3 president?

P.S. He also mentioned something about needing toilet paper for your nose, but I dont understand what he means.

P.P.S

Are you the same guy that is the OP in this thread?

 

I started at .25!! Sure made bank!!

 

I think most of us didn't believe this Jerry character was the real deal.Don't think anyone hit the thank button on any of his threads and posts.

 

Hmmph.

With talk like that, I guesse I know at least one person he wont be lending his boat out to on the weekend.

 

dam

 

I went beyond skeptical to callin it horse ka ka when I realized his avatar picture is the "for public" publicity resume kinda cheesy presidential photo...(headshot?)...
I doubt the real Jerry would use such a cheesy campy generic photo.Especially when he's being fancy and free with his screename and verbage...He would have also with the picture and not used the corny photo...

Either way, the joke isnt even funny...Im with the other driver that said "this is borderline identity theft"

 

New Dude, You just tried to up 1 my post 24 hours ago. Really?!
Send me $100 for crap posting. read more post less.


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