Whats the stupidest thing you've heard on the CB?

I've got a few more. There is a guy local here that plays some stupid song everyday. Calls it the "Redneck white trash meth head marijuna smoking national anthem"... and plays it constantly. If you're in Little Rock you'll probably hear it. Also some guy in Little Rock runs around yelling, "Shut up chicken" all day. Its annoying.

 

If I haven't talked on my radio at all that day or noone has responded to anything I've said over the radio, a radio check is nice to know I actually am getting out.

 

I have listened to many ignorant conversations and acts on the CB it would be impossible to narrow it down to one..

 

That about sums it up. I could not agree more.

 

How about this for a "representation" of CB radio? "Tan fer thar, Moonshadow, ah know whutcha mean, ah shore do, ah do, ah gar-an-tole jee, shore thang thar, mercy sakes 'live thar, an' I heerd that ah did, ah did, gr'et day thar, so kick hit back this-a-way cuz yore treetop tall an' a-blowin' smoke thar in mah reddiddio, bre'k, bre'k!!!" All THAT to say the word "YES"!!

Makes you wonder, don't it!? "Tan fer?" (thar)


(barf)

Gadfly

 

Gadfly, not to oversimplify that difficult (hopefully) to type conversation you just spelled out, but when the CB is on, most of what I seem to hear is "DUH".

Why is it the smart people are the quiet ones and it's only the raging dumba**es who speak up and chatter like a young girl on there? I guess it's all the rage to brag about your Kenworthless, your Peterpuller or your Freightshaker, but da*n, cut some people a break, already. No one CARES what your wheelbase is, because it obviously doesn't relate to your IQ score or any other length.

Oh what fun it is for the morbidly curious to flick the switch on sometimes just to listen. It makes you realize just how frightened you should be to share the road with those people.

 

Too True!!!!


Gadfly

 

(1) The guy that ain't got no panties on-
Did he crap in them again, or boyfriend took them off?
(2) Radio checks
When I installed my radio, I asked a buddy to give me a check then;
7 yrs., 3 trucks, about 5 different antenna set-ups, and countless
"weekend pullouts" later, I still DO NOT need a radio check!!!!!!
(3) The moron who kept repeating the story about his buddy who got
caught speeding in the left lane on the Basin bridge (I-10, m/p 117 to
m/p 135 in so. La). Stated that buddy was fined $125 for left lane,
$125 for speeding, PLUS $100 for every 10 mph over 55. This genius
swore that total $ amounted to over $3000. Not a rocket scientist,
but I think that this driver would have had to be clocked at 330 mph!
For doubting his story, myself and another driver were invited to
pull over & receive a complimentary ##### whupping

 

There are more ignorant conversations on the CB than there are intelligent ones. But one of the most retarded things I've ever heard on the radio is
"Vote for Obama"

 

LOL that was just funny...