The Old days are dying and the New drivers only smell like they have.

These days? Yeah.. Kiss my lily white........

 

Who is Lily White, and before I consider kissin' 'er, ----
what does she LOOK like?
And don't tell me she has a 'nice personality'.
I can handle the truth.

 

Heh.. She's gassy and hairy...

 

Yes it is.........

I know you guys are talking about other things but .... Biker .... have you seen this thread?
http://www.thetruckersreport.com/tr...-everything/41920-those-born-1930-1979-a.html

Sounds like she just might be full of it too............

 

Yeah.. I feel old enough some days without reading that!

 

Old? Huh? What's that???

As far as I am concerned...... there are far worse attributes a person can have than being on this planet for any given number of years....... who gives a rats *** how old someone is?

Anyway........ there can't be any old people on this forum.......


I mean everyone around here:

• cries like a baby
• throws fits like a toddler
• whines like a kindergartener
• tattles like an eight year old
• blames everyone else like a twelve year old
• expects the world to revolve around them like a pre-teen girl
• thinks everyone older than them is an idiot just like a teenager
• and expects to have the best job in the world handed to them like a college freshman

No?

 

Ya gotta wonder, right?

 

Biker........ btw...... they have laser hair removal treatments for that now....
Get zapped every 3-5 years and you'll have a babies tushy.........

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

OH!
HeR!
Why dincha just say so?

Last I saw her was a few years back in the
West Memphis Flyin' J Big truck parkin' lot.
I knew she was good just to get past the J's security, and to top that off, -- her bare feet never hit the hot blacktop either.
NopE!
Instead,....................
She gracefully jumped from parked Big truck to parked Big truck. Some took a little longer to get through though.
I reckon size might just matter after all.

I saw her comin' and heard the comments on the CB as she approached my parked Big truck --- from a distance of about five Big trucks down the same row I was parked in.
She was movin' on up to where I was parked.

I figured about 15 minutes -- on average -- for each Big truck truck crossing, and she'd arrive about 90 minutes later to attempt to collect her toll from me.
But someone Up Stairs already paid for my toll ----
Lucky for me I have a get outta down-under card, and know how and when to use it.

I based that time schedule prediction on observation.
Mine.
First hand.
But not "Blondie's" --------

----- as she toured the row right across from where I was parked just prior to cross
(dressing?) over to the other side.

Probably 10 or 12 Big trucks over there --
and the same number of didgets across the way.
But she was a quickie -- and made good progress despite the, ..... uhhh,...... pit falls?

I remember thinkin' --- "maybe she'll jump on an outbound Big truck -- rollin' on -- or even an inbound Big truck rollin' in -- to take 'er deeper and deeper into the unknown pleasures of the flyin' feet's Flyin' J's elusive "G"- spot.
(Not to be confused with a Big truck's "sweet spot".
That's another thang, and usually easier to reach, although I hear some are being cut-back just a tad -- which curcumsizes many.
And has caused me to digress......................

But what are the odds for THAT takin' "Blondie"
very long either?
I mean, a lot of Big trux these daze have automatic transgressions to make drivin' easier.

Butt, .....................................
Considerin' Ex-Tenz, and all -- it makes it hard
to predict the length, -- and/of -- time involved.

Anyway, she was on the polished aluminum steps of my Big T-600 before I could say thar she blows.
So I said the next best thang -- No thanx!
But "Blondie" was persistent, and that resulted in my loss of
a half a bag of pretzels --
and a free soda re-fill coupon, and a free shower coupon ---
to get her flyin' feet the
flock OFF my Big
truck truck's steps
and take the paved detour around it, --- insisting I was a tunnel and she was a haz-mat load, --- might even be poison.
And should never be mixed.

(Even without the proper placards, it ain't too hard to spot a hazardous misfit in the makin'.
When was the last time y'all saw a
Hazardous
Tunnel
Of Love
sign ?
They just don't advertise that stuff.)

Well, .......... I drove a hard bargain to the botom,
and we came together at the same time on a
final agreement.
She took all of my final offer, but declined the best at/for the last part ---- the free
shower coupon ---
said she "didn't need one",........... yet.
And, seein' as how her bare feet hadn't hit the dirty pavement, ... yet, ......... as she kept on
truckin'..........
there were probably no feet-pecker tracks on -- who knows who's Big
truck?

She didn't carry
business cards, and her last number was
her latest booking number.
So she's probably easily contracted, but I don't know about contacted.

But, considerin' the fact that the free shower coupon was good for another week
before it expired ......
how long do y'all reckon she'll be able to keep her feet elevated off the ground?
I'm thinkin' less than a week.
Unless she works alternately on her knees as well.
But I'm no expert on commercialized company, or how they git it on, git'em off & git 'er done.
Or how often that occurs.
I can only imagine.

Oh MY!
Was it good for y'all, ........ too? :smt033 :smt015
see where I'm goin' with this?

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