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Discussion in 'Discuss Your Favorite Trucking Company Here' started by Captain Zoom, Dec 5, 2014.

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  1. Dec 25, 2015 #2031
    Captain Zoom

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    Just read that to The Hot Chick. She winced, screamed, waved her fists by her head, and started running in place, holding her hands to her temples and shaking her head ("Eeeewwwwww! Eeeewwwwww!")

    I think you've just been booted from the Christmas card list.
     
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  3. Dec 25, 2015 #2032
    TB John

    TB John Company Shill of BYOB & CBD

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    Sorry folks, that's an old joke:book: this just seemed to be the right time to revive it.
     
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  4. Dec 25, 2015 #2033
    Bumper

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    I was working a boat show at the Anaheim Convention Center back in the day and the Skipper from Gilligans Island, Alan Hale, was the guest star. Anyways I was in the back break room away from the crowd having lunch with some of the other guys and the Skipper asked if he could join us. So he sits down and we were talking and I asked him if he would autograph my Boat Show brochure. So he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and says, hey this wont work. He says he got if from his doctor at his last visit....then says...I wonder which arsehole has my pen........true story!
     
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  5. Dec 25, 2015 #2034
    TB John

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    This is no lie, my brother-in-law's wife got them "His & Hers" colonoscopys for their anniversary.:biggrin_2551:
     
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  7. Dec 25, 2015 #2035
    Daria

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    So, how is Phredd doing these days?
     
    Daria, Dec 25, 2015
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  8. Dec 25, 2015 #2036
    Captain Zoom

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    Phredd made it big as a Diamond Level distributor in the Amway organization and is living high on the hog on Peter Island in the Caribbean. He fired me when he made Emerald level and quit talking to me when I wouldn't go to one of those seminars.
     
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  9. Dec 25, 2015 #2037
    TB John

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    Amway? Are they the ones that drive the pink Caddy's or is that someone else?
     
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  10. Dec 25, 2015 #2038
    HeWhoMustNotBeNamed

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    That's Mary Kay ......
     
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  11. Dec 25, 2015 #2039
    HeWhoMustNotBeNamed

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    or Aretha Franklin ....
     
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  12. Dec 25, 2015 #2040
    Bumper

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    Amway and Landstar.....similar operations...
     
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