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I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Discuss Your Favorite Trucking Company Here' started by Captain Zoom, Dec 5, 2014.

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  1. Sep 17, 2016 #4051
    Captain Zoom

    Captain Zoom Road Train Member

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    Okay, but your buyin'--and you gotta feed The Hot Chick and Chloe the Wonder Dog (CB handle Rubberbutt). And they both love filet mignon.

    Japanese Hibachi steak house usually works best.

    If The Hot Chick is with me. If I'm alone, Hooters makes GREAT burgers.
     
    Captain Zoom, Sep 17, 2016
    Captain Zoom, Sep 17, 2016
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  3. Sep 17, 2016 #4052
    scottlav46

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    Hahahaha dude they got food at hooters? I never knew!
     
    scottlav46, Sep 17, 2016
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  4. Sep 17, 2016 #4053
    mitrucker

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    You knew they had food, well at least thighs and breasts.
     
    mitrucker, Sep 17, 2016
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  5. Sep 17, 2016 #4054
    scottlav46

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    Good catch driver you're absolutely correct!
     
    scottlav46, Sep 17, 2016
    scottlav46, Sep 17, 2016
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  7. Sep 17, 2016 #4055
    Captain Zoom

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    Me (to the dog): Sit.

    Dog: (Staring, doggie grin)

    Me: Sit.

    Dog: (Still staring, but loses grin and ####s head to left at 45 degree angle)

    Me: Sit!

    Dog: (Touches butt to floor, stands right back up again)

    Me: SIT!!

    Dog: (Bounce, this time with grin, obviously enjoying this game of Drive Daddy Bonkers)

    Me: (Near hysterics): SIIITTTT!!!!!

    Dog: (Bounce, them climb up on my lap and snuggle)

    Me: FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SIT DOWN!?!?!!

    Dog: (Bounces twice, looks at me with self satisfied expression)

    Me: (Contemplates suicide)
     
    Captain Zoom, Sep 17, 2016
    Captain Zoom, Sep 17, 2016
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  8. Sep 17, 2016 #4056
    Captain Zoom

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    This is how Chloe earned the handle of Rubberbutt....
     
    Captain Zoom, Sep 17, 2016
    Captain Zoom, Sep 17, 2016
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  9. Sep 17, 2016 #4057
    scottlav46

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    Was wonderin bout that one...didn't wanna ask lol
     
    scottlav46, Sep 17, 2016
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  10. Sep 18, 2016 #4058
    Knucklehead

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    Dang! Who could say no to the legs?
     
    Knucklehead, Sep 18, 2016
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  11. Sep 19, 2016 #4059
    Pumpkin Oval Head

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    Drowning in data, starving for wisdom...is what I like to say. Denali has wisdom.
     
    Pumpkin Oval Head, Sep 19, 2016
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  12. Sep 19, 2016 #4060
    Captain Zoom

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    Found a parking slot at a service plaza on I95 in East Haven CT. At 2115 on a Monday night.

    I need to get a lottery ticket, quick.

    On second thought, we all know what will happen once I win that jackpot, and what would you guys do without me?
     
    Captain Zoom, Sep 19, 2016
    Captain Zoom, Sep 19, 2016
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