Swift made my Day

Didja mean BORED ?!? LoL...

 

Ok I didn't get the pick, but yesterday at the Stripes in Ft. Stockton, I'm getting around to leave and I hear a loud bang.
Look up to see a Estes team trk ran his trl into a concrete post in the parking lot
Right hand side. I'm like he had all this room to his left. I'm thinking wtf. Then it dawned on me. He forgot he had a 53 foot trl and turned like he had a set of pups. So wedged he had to drop trl come in at different angle to work the trl away from the pole. Had a section of the bottom of trl frame broke and they were trying to hook the side skirt back up to trl. Wonder how they will explain that to safety lol

 

Sorry I'm late to this thread. I heard we were doing math and stuff so I figured I'd throw out a little C++.


#include <limits>
#include <iostream>

int main()
{
double precision = 0.00001;
double result = 0.0;

for ( unsigned int i = 1; i < std::numeric_limits<unsigned int>::max(); ++i )
{
double prev_result = result;

result += 1.0/(double)i;

if ( (result - prev_result) < precision )
{
std::cout << "Done iterating, i = " << i << std::endl;
break;
}
}

std::cout << "The result is: " << result << std::endl;
return 0;
}

 

I'm soooooo confused, even more than normal....

If that's common core math I'm screwed too

 

If I have 4 apples and you have 8 oranges, how many pizzas can Sally eat?

 

NONE. I don't share my pizza, Sally's feminine wiles have no control over me or my pizza!!

 

If Sally puts apples and oranges on her pizza she needs to take a pregnancy test.

 

If a nun , a duck and dog rolled down a 75 ft snow covered hill at the same time and hit the bottom at the same time,,, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

 

^^^^^^ HuH??????!!!????

 

The pancakes would shingle my stomach.