Random LTL Rants (all are welcomed)

Busted....again....!

 

so, been an interesting week.
(and i'm going to go back to bed soon, i'm still exhausted, i got way behind on my sleep somehow)

I have decided that everyone in dispatch is named Judy. They all question this. I say because Judy is that emotional black hole of a girlfriend that just sucks you dry and takes and takes and takes and never gives anything back.

It's starting to catch on.

But then, there's one guy, the senior night dispatcher (who I do like, he's very good) and I say your name isn't Judy I need a new name for you. You're like a pimp, stroking all the drivers, "oh you're my favorite" and getting every little bit out of them. HIs boss is standing there and he says "yeah, like Honey Bear"

bam, Honey Bear is named. It's not even my name, his boss came up with it. I need to get him one of those big 1970's floppy hat and bell bottoms.

I also told them that i"m tired of all these little short hops and I told them I'm not doing 10 sets a night anymore. At 9 sets I"m only taking a single or I'm bobtailing back.

One of them (Judy ) gets me set up on my first run last night and says "it's a hooked set, it's out on the ready pad, doesn't count against your 10". I think they are on to me.

 

So, where can I find this Judy, and how much does she charge?

 

That sounds like a pretty sweet long term gig.

 

I'll sub for you I've been running blind routes a lot so you know I'm good for it.

 

sucks you dry EMOTIONALLY, not the other kind. RIF.

 

@G13Tomcat ,
No kidding I swear I'm going nuts I botched a stop up yesterday because all the backwards things I deal with I swear are starting to affect me LOL, pretty soon I'll have a screw lose.

 

Saturday June 24 2017 today after 29 years and 19 years in the same room 1998-2017 I finally took the plunge and moved out of my parents house. Sitting out side right now in my garage enjoying the nice breeze out side.

 

You can always get a "Jill" from Garmin, LoL.. all i know!

 

Pix, or it didn't happen... or wait, nvm.. those are the ones on my summer thread, right~!? CONGRATS, mi mano.