Company slogans attached to trailers.

"I'm going slow because if I roll this we're both gonna be REALLY late!"
I always pictured this on the back of a gas tanker, after having been tailgated numerous times by cars as I negotiate an offramp with one of those six axle Michigan tankers.

 

Anybody see the slogan on a milk tanker "from the titties to the cities"?

 

I seen a company called Moo juice

 

Reminds me of one I saw a few years back; "My rates are so low, they're on AntiDepressants, too."

 

I suppose that would work.
But what if the driver is a female

 

No step on snek.

 

Lmao.... that might not work.