Lot Lizards and Other Riff-Raff

My hubby tells them that they can't afford him

 

I parked at a T/A in L.A. and the truck next to me was just a rockin! When the lot lizard stepped out of his truck she came straight to me. I said "no thanks, i'm married" her reply was, "thats ok, so was he". Just nasty...

 

This was told to me by older truck drivers old timers,, that having your park lights on in the truck stop is an invitation for the lot lizards to knock on your door,, so when i was ever in a truck stop my lights were off. of course my wife was also with me,, wouldnt have invited a lizarard had she not been with me,, dont want aids or any other nasty crap..

 

flashing your lights means an invite I ride with my husband and they even ask me if I want service

 

It's a job to them - and any way they can make money is fine.

And, of course, some guys (and gals) like that concept

 

Hmmm, Man I hope my training officer doesn't have a fondess for Lizard.

It would suck being out on the road, thousands of miles from home, while your "roomate" is banging someone in the bunkhouse.

Wait,,, that sounds EXACTLY like college!

(And that #### well better not be MY bunk Skipper!)

 

Uhh, hopefully in college they were a bit cleaner, and still had all of their teeth?

 

No teeth can be an attribute and a safety feature for that certain part of a man's
anatomy.

Ding-Dong!
Hang on ----
someone's at the door.
Probably some commercial company
tryin' to sell their (well, worn-out) wares.
Usually dates, but not the kind that grows on palm trees.

To buy, or bye-bye ----
THAT is the question.