My advice to drivers that pee out of their trucks.

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Midnightrider909, Apr 12, 2018.

  1. Surfer Joe

    Surfer Joe Heavy Load Member

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    This thread got me to thinkin';
    Time is most definately money; so the more time wasted, the less money to be made.

    Since drivers are paid such low wages, an aura of desperation exists; move! move! move!

    Since the average "urination event" takes, say, ten full minutes, start to finish (park truck, find restroom, drop trou, release, shake, then back to truck... forget about washing hands; I never bother), and a driver relieves himself, say, five times a day, then it's safe to say that 50 minutes a day are wasted when the driver could have driven an extra 60 miles or so.

    To use a proper restroom, drivers are literally pissing away their hours.
    I'd like to shake that driver's hand.
     
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  3. rearview

    rearview Medium Load Member

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    Need picture proof if you are going to anonymously publicly out someone of committing a sex crime.



    logic in this thought
     
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  4. UturnGirl

    UturnGirl Road Train Member

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    Not until after he washes it!
     
  5. Midnightrider909

    Midnightrider909 Road Train Member

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    How is pissing out your truck a sex crime? You’re such a pervert.
     
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  6. Midnightrider909

    Midnightrider909 Road Train Member

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    It takes less time to piss in a jog then to open the door and piss on the truck next to you. Time was not a factor in this case as the guy is still parked there three hours later.
     
  7. austinmike

    austinmike Road Train Member

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    peeing in public can get you classified as a sex offender if you get caught - true story
     
  8. RustyBolt

    RustyBolt Road Train Member

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    Hit the shoulder in North Carolina and get caught. Than you won't have to ask that question. You'll know the answer. (and a hint: it's called public indecency)
     
  9. Midnightrider909

    Midnightrider909 Road Train Member

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    Then every bum would be a sex offender.
     
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  10. UturnGirl

    UturnGirl Road Train Member

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    What a world. Its not like he was wagging it. I confess to squatting in the desert behind my mudflaps one time (desperate no where to stop just a pull out). There was my lily white Fanny hanging in the breeze and an old couple pulled their car in behind my truck and watched! Who is the pervert in that story?
     
  11. rearview

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    Can Public Urination Be a 'Sex Offense'?

    If you have been arrested for public urination, it's possible that you could be charged with a sex offense. Perhaps this will serve as more incentive to empty your bladder at the bar or restaurant before taking off.

    Some may see public urination as a relatively harmless and victimless crime. After all, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

    But in some cases, you could be charged with a sex offense and -- similar to pedophiles and child rapists -- be forced to register as a sex offender.
     
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