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Truckers Kryptonite

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Korodoch, Sep 2, 2018.

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  1. Sep 2, 2018 #1
    Korodoch

    Korodoch Bobtail Member

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    I ran into Truckers Kryptonite earlier today.

    I was picking up a trailer at a meat processing plant today and ran into Truckers Kryptonite. As I was about to adjust my tandems (I had to walk my dog in the yard), a beautiful woman walks up to me and says "Can you help me adjust my tandems?" I #### you not. I spent a half hour running her through the in's and out's of adjusting the trailer and running over axel scales to get the weights right (like listening to sounds when the pins retract or engage so you don't have to get out to look). What can I say, I am a weak man.

    How did this rare gem get created you ask? She was teaming with her X where she drove and left it to him to back into spots and adjust tandems. They split and her company signed her up as an OO. I was and 6 hours later still shocked.

    Korodoch
     
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  3. Sep 2, 2018 #2
    Chinatown

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    Is this fact or an analogy?
     
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  4. Sep 2, 2018 #3
    x1Heavy

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    Well, it's not the first time a pretty asked for this and that.

    I was near Guiness Ale (Rochester NY by the Gennesee River) by the Cataract Drive in a holding area downtown for tractors when a pretty came up and asked if I wanted to essentially have sex with her in my truck's sleeper. I told her my wife heard her and probably has a little something prepared as we speak for her. She took off running.

    It is fortunate that my wife was already pre-taught what might happen with me and pretties. So she handled that one well enough.

    There was a redhead with wonderful hair sitting on a stack of pallets in a cold storage once. All she did was sit there, giggle a little bit and lean forward a few times. She had 5 of us helping to lump her freight off the floor in about 25 minutes and she signed the bills and was gone. In a pink O/O tractor trailer no less. What a pretty she was. All she did was giggle now and then and big strong truckers fall all over themselves to fetch her freight.

    That would be something I wished I had a camera for. Otherwise some of you will tell me pics or it did not happen. As god is my witness that actually did happen.
     
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  5. Sep 2, 2018 #4
    Chinatown

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    I would have told her to pack sand and do her own lumping.
     
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  7. Sep 2, 2018 #5
    justa_driver

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    Yea Id say that too if my wife was sitting next to me?HaHa. Just ribbing you China
     
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  8. Sep 2, 2018 #6
    Espressolane

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    Pictures and videos or it never happened.
     
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  9. Sep 2, 2018 #7
    Naptown

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    From the headline I thought maybe OP was under a load of Ivory soap.
     
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  10. Sep 2, 2018 #8
    Socal Xpress

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    No pic.......never happened!:D
     
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  11. Sep 2, 2018 #9
    otterinthewater

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    Did she ever attack a greyhound bus with a jack? I’d like to meet her in that case... I could show her how to adjust...never mind.
     
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  12. Sep 2, 2018 #10
    Korodoch

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    What do you want? Me to take a pic of a 20 something with braces to post on this board? Really?

    All I will attest to is it happens. Once in 5 years of trucking. If I found one of these on a dock asking for help, I would say, and have, "I have anything else to do".
     
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